I'm living in Etna, CA...where the heck is that?

Just some updates from the Ranch for those who are interested...


Maury Carlisle hit a guy in the back with a rock while he was going to the bathroom in the woods and the guy peed all over himself...Maury later hit his head on a light fixture in the dining room.


I catch JT dancing by himself to music all the time (and I mean embarrassing dancing) so I have now decided to dance like a loser too. I also convinced a girl that JT and I make out a lot (which is clearly false). The poor girl was asking too many questions so I just started messing with her because I am a bia.

Some new phrases that I have heard out here, laughed hysterically at, and think our friends should adopt...
"I'm not enjoying you at all right now."- Ginger Anne Woodruff (and oddly enough, she knows Robby. Because I don't think there is a woman on this earth that Robby doesn't know)
"I'm as lost as an Easter egg." -Bruce Johnston (owner of JH Ranch)
And in a creepy, seductive voice, "Hey Hey." -Karis (who is engaged- I just love saying this to people. I may start doing this instead of grabbing everyone's butt, but I'm not sure yet).

Also, while I was chatting on my cellular phone with Charlie the other day, he told me to turn around....
"Why don't you come visit me in Etna?" -Me
"I am. Turn around."- Charlie
"Did you turn around?"-Charlie
"Yeah and you lied. You weren't there." -Me
"Long distance flinch."-Charlie

And we went bowling in Yreka last night. Yep that's right, a town called Yreka. We rented out the bowling alley and played Christian music the whole time. I love JH. Oh, and I made a guy spew his Mountain Dew all over the table yesterday. Apparently, I am the funniest person ever.

Well that's all folks. JT, Riley, and I are loving the Ranch (even though Riley is on maintenance and he is terrible at it) and I miss you guys like CRAZY! Love you. Write letters. Address is on facebook. -KMac