Not funny unless you're me.

I keep thinking about how funny this was. Last Friday the Law School put on an all-day Crawfish Boil at a 3L's house. One of the events was the infamous "Mullet Toss," where one holds a dead, limp fish in one hand and chucks it as far he or she is able. Due to the somewhat disgusting nature of this challenge, many abstained. Riley Key was one of these folks; I was not (big surprise).

Anyway, shortly after I accidentally hit a poor girl in the leg with my wildly thrown fish, the boys' competition started. There were good throws, bad throws, people gettin' hit, cars gettin' hit, etc. At which point Riley looked around and loudly stated:

"Am I going to have to throw a fish here?"

No, not that funny on its face. But it sort of is. Especially when you consider the atmosphere of the event, the glory of competition, and the weirdly determined look on the Keymaster's face.

Spoiler alert: he didn't throw the fish.