A rhyme

KMac: "I got soul, but I'm not a soldier."

Yates: "I got toes, but I'm not a toaster."

Nice. Happy bachelorette weekend, Sayo!

Not funny unless you're me.

I keep thinking about how funny this was. Last Friday the Law School put on an all-day Crawfish Boil at a 3L's house. One of the events was the infamous "Mullet Toss," where one holds a dead, limp fish in one hand and chucks it as far he or she is able. Due to the somewhat disgusting nature of this challenge, many abstained. Riley Key was one of these folks; I was not (big surprise).

Anyway, shortly after I accidentally hit a poor girl in the leg with my wildly thrown fish, the boys' competition started. There were good throws, bad throws, people gettin' hit, cars gettin' hit, etc. At which point Riley looked around and loudly stated:

"Am I going to have to throw a fish here?"

No, not that funny on its face. But it sort of is. Especially when you consider the atmosphere of the event, the glory of competition, and the weirdly determined look on the Keymaster's face.

Spoiler alert: he didn't throw the fish.

I never thought I'd see the day

"I'd barf and then run out with my hands flailing in the air." -Anna

Sometimes, little Anna Pendy uses her English degree to paint the most vivid images. How sweet. I can only hope I get to see this happen one day.

Sweet Dreams, KMac

Wish list

1. Animals like koala bears or hippopotamuses were appropriate pets

2. Instead of water fountains, there were Coca Cola fountains

3. The weather would always be 60 degrees so that I was never cold but always wearing long sleeves

4. Traffic didn't exist

5. We were all going to live in the same city forever so that we'd have an endless amount of joy, love and most importantly laughter to share on this blog.

Just trying to keep the spirit alive.

maybe i should just let this die

"is it so much to ask that i find someone to date

who doesn't totally annoy me?"

- sarah yates

this is a mass text: does anyone know where i am?

we were on our way back from the beach when the following exchange occurred. it was such an exchange that can only happen when one has been on the road for several hours, survived a rainstorm and is full of homemade barbeque:

me: can men get tattoos on their penis?

kristin (as nonchalantly and assuredly as could be): oh yeah.

i apologize to any parents and/or sensitive persons who read this blog. but not enough to have warned you before cause i just thought it was that funny.

sailor moon

with extraordinary swag

So I'm sitting in my Music & Activism class and we're about to have our discussion about contemporary Christian music movements.  Each discussion is lead by two students.  Now on this particular day the girl leading the discussion feels she should make this disclaimer: 

Margaret: I feel bad leading this discussion because I don't know much Christian music. Besides you know "hail Mary full of grace/smack the bitch in the face" by Notorious B.I.G.

word to your mother, 

sy