Life is too short for serious

The following conversation occurred after expressing bitterness about being mocked and basically judged for choosing not to drink.

Catherine Shelton (the paraphrased version): I have this new theory on going to bars with a fake i.d. You know when middle schoolers try to sneak into a high school party...yeah same thing. It's NOT COOL.

Me (laughing hysterically): Yeah middle school called, they want their trick back!

Moral of the story: We believe that people should not be defined by their preference of alcohol. I'm not Kristin McDonald, the 21 year old female non-drinker. I'm sweet little KMac. Who cares if I don't drink, I dance like I'm drunk.

Get it, get it, get it, Girl.