Let's set the scene: I am working a long, busy shift at the JH Ranch office, answering phones, witnessing to unsaved businessmen with my sweet smile and kind service, and serving the Lord FOR FREE, when I get a text message from dear ole Riles.
The text reads, "The new picture on yalls blog is humorous." -Riley
I'm annoyed because I'm busy working, so I respond without thinking this could relevant to me "Haven't seen it." -KMac
I pause. My brain is saying "It couldn't be ANOTHER embarassing picture of me, could it? No, no way. They wouldn't do that to me. My sweet friends wouldn't post another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad picture of me on our blog." I immediately stop my work and check the blog.
New text message sent to Riley reads, "Omg. I will kill them." -KMac
THEREFORE, I am renaming the blog "Things my Friends do to humiliate me while I'm serving the Lord in Etna." I feel that someone should make a section entitled "Beautiful pictures of KMac" or perhaps "KMac is the coolest" but no, I only get ridiculed.
And unfortunately, I do not have the time to figure out how to take those horrid photos off the blog, so everyone can enjoy them for a while longer at my expense. But you girls rest assured that when I have time to figure out how to retaliate, I will. I love yall. I laughed so hard when I saw that picture. Thanks for bringing me laughter all the way at JH! I'm praying to intensely for yall! Ah I miss my girls (and boys too).
Blah blah I take bad pictures, KMac
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kmac. you are much better looking than these pictures lead everyone to believe. good thing. those are not the best pictures of you.
woof.
Still love you though.
(want some pizza?)
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