ben and i had the best weekend of our lives.

I'm sure you've heard it already.  The moaning and groaning that inevitably escapes from mine and Ben's mouths about the absurdity that was this weekend.  We may frown, furrow our brows, scowl, or throw our hands up in the air in a gesture that can only mean that the Greek system (and therefore, the earth) IS DOOMED.  

I don't know who reads this thing, so I'm going to have to omit some of the absolutely priceless gems from the weekend.  

But...just know, that as we were sitting in the back of some discussion making snide comments under our breaths, and as Ben Kallam was crying for help by attempting to slice his wrists with a handout about policies and procedures, he leaned over and whispered this confession to yours truly...

"Literally, the highlight of my day was taking a dump."

And there you have it.