So Yatesy the Lesser is not interested in going in the toilet. What she is interested in is being naked. So she was naked the other day when Mollye noticed that Yates had placed her hand (with thumb extended) on her behind, as if she was holding something in.
Mollye: Yates, do you have to poop?
Yatesy (shaking her head vigorously): No, tee-tee.
Mollye: I'm not sure that's what's going on here.
At this point Mollye took action. She lifted up Yates and placed her on the toilet. Yates, with sheer panic in her eyes as the event took place, looked up at Mollye and screamed:
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!"
You're leaving infancy forever, Yates. Fare thee well.
This post was gross. I'm grossed out. Sorry.
1 comment:
oh my gosh i'm crying over here. this was hysterical. then again due to my profession i'm the last person to be offended by poop. i LOVE yatesy the lesser!
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